Hello GOD - Profit rupees loss - Funny SMS 85 to 90

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Hello, this is GOD.I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster

I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

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In a class,teacher asked: If i buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @ 15.25,it's loss of profit ?

pappu : Profit in rupees & loss in paise.

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A woman had triplets,she named them Mat,Pat & Tat.

She fed Mat from left tit, pat from her right tit...

Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

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An independent study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap

in bed are reading dis message in their right hand !

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Indian Airlines slogan - beautiful eyes - Funny SMS 80 to 85

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Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment...

warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly b'coz Air hostesses are above 50.

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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth,

nice smile.....but that is enough about me, tell me how you are ?

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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you.

You Know Whose????your Own Stupid !!!!!

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U luv sumone...u marry sumone else.

The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes

the password of your email id....!!!!!!!!

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Terrirists have kidnapped our lecturers...and demanded aransom of 50000 rs

or else they will burn them with kerosene..plz donate.i have donated 15 litres.

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15 Trees Produce - SAY NO TO EXAMS. - Funny SMS 75 to 80

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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write exams.

JOin us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.

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Astrologer : U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.

Frog : When n where ?

Astrologer : Next semester in Biology lab.

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A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the

four-year-old tell the three year old,"If you pretend you're asleep,he stops"

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I have started loving 'U'....I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control

my feelings 4 'U'.Some time later I'll start Luving more ALPHABETS...!

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I'd climb the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue,I'd do anything

my dear- Just to get away from you.

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Sardar asks Atm machine -become mother without your - Funny SMS 70 to 75

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Dear user, your wife can become mother without your struggle !

Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!

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When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit !!!

Another GOD !!!...& When u were born devil said...

Oh Shit !!! competition.

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Boy : I'm not rich like Rahul,I don't even have a big car like Rahul,

but I really Luv U !

Girl : I luv u too,but tell me more about Rahul.

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A lady is standing on top of a hill n she is going to push her father down.

So what's the name of the lady ? Push........Paa

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Can u lend me 2000 Rs ? I need it.Please help me out,I know you have it.

A sardar asks to Atm machine ?????

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What is the height of Flirting - God made woman - Funny SMS 65 to 70

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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...I was caught watching tv..another

playing football and the third one was caught reading this text message.

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Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree

and a woman gains her master.

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Pappu,while filling up a form:Dad,what should i write for mother tongue..?

Santa: Very long!

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God made man and rested.God made woman and then no one rested.

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What is the height of Flirting ?

It's When your love letter starts with : TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN.

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