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Hello, this is GOD.I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster
I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
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In a class,teacher asked: If i buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @ 15.25,it's loss of profit ?
pappu : Profit in rupees & loss in paise.
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A woman had triplets,she named them Mat,Pat & Tat.
She fed Mat from left tit, pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
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An independent study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap
in bed are reading dis message in their right hand !
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