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Dear user, your wife can become mother without your struggle !
Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!
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When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit !!!
Another GOD !!!...& When u were born devil said...
Oh Shit !!! competition.
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Boy : I'm not rich like Rahul,I don't even have a big car like Rahul,
but I really Luv U !
Girl : I luv u too,but tell me more about Rahul.
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A lady is standing on top of a hill n she is going to push her father down.
So what's the name of the lady ? Push........Paa
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Can u lend me 2000 Rs ? I need it.Please help me out,I know you have it.
A sardar asks to Atm machine ?????
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