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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...I was caught watching tv..another
playing football and the third one was caught reading this text message.
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Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master.
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Pappu,while filling up a form:Dad,what should i write for mother tongue..?
Santa: Very long!
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God made man and rested.God made woman and then no one rested.
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What is the height of Flirting ?
It's When your love letter starts with : TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN.
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